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Did you know that America has NO
national language?  Click HERE to get
contact info for all of our state
representatives so we can make
ENGLISH our national language.
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You've always asked "What
would Jesus do?"  Well now he'll
let you know.  
Click HERE to see
the magical "Answer Me Jesus"
doll or get philosophical with
"Answer Me Buddha.  
Finally a higher authority to make
your life decisions for you!
Real men don't start
Christmas shop
ping until
the last second.  Click
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Top 9 Drugstore Gifts.
Time to wash your car
before this freak makes
your piece of crap into a
piece of art!

Click HERE to see Scott
Wade's dirty car art.
Click HERE for Motorcycle Jesus
and other Jesus action figures
Click HERE for Jesus with ninja
messiah throwing nails
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how and why he lost his
nuts and he could win a
pair of Bumper Nuts.
What are they really trying to
sell you?
Click HERE are the 27
Confessions Of A Big
Electronics Store Employee
What would happen if you stuck
a nerf football or Christmas
lights in the microwave.

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HERE to find out.
Things didn't quite goes as
planned and now you are
DEAD!  

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reasons Men and Women have
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Click HERE to learn what
your face says about you
Click HERE if you've ever thought,
"I could really use a fake foreskin."
One is the President and the other
is a movie star and was WWE
Champion but you can't tell them
apart when they talk.

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Rock and Barack are cookin.
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