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The International Rules of Manhood  

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

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43 McRules  

1. If we have temporarily run out of an item on the menu, dont cry
about it and make stupid comments about how "this never happens
at burger king!" either order something else or get the hell out!.  
2. If something is out-of-order, get over it. The world is an imperfect
place and mcdonalds is not immune to that.
3. If im on my break and eating in the lobby, dont ask me to fetch you
BBQ sauce. just because im still in uniform does not mean im on the
clock.  
4. If you dont speak english well, bring an interpreter.. if not dont get
upset when your order gets messed up.

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