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The Gospel according to Rev. Drew
1. Thou shall rest on the seventh day known as Sunday. Rest should
include football, poker, food and/or beer.
2. Beer then liquor never sicker, liquor then beer in the clear.
3. Ugliness is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed.
4. Don't buy the cow when there's a pasture of free milk available.
5. If you ask permission they can say no, but if you just do it then you
can apologize later.
6. If you can get them to lick it, suck it and slam it chances are you can
get them to lick it, suck it and slam it.
7. Shopping should always have a time limit, a set schedule and a
purpose. Just going for the fun isn't allowed. Also no shopping for
outfits. Outfits are for girls, shirts and jeans are for guys.
8. Never sleep in more clothing than you have to. Man and woman
were born naked and you should never pass up a chance to be so.
9. Don't sleep with your boss unless you've already got another job.
10. Buy a Nick and Drew t-shirt!